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  1. I tried this method yesterday, I’m 6ft 300# and smoke probably 3-5g per day, I mixed one pack into my Gatorade, shook it and chugged it down, followed by another bottle of water, waited about 30 mins and drank another bottle of water, at about the 2 hour mark I self tested and failed, drank another bottle of water, waited about another 30 mins, tested again and it showed a faint 2nd line which would mean passed… I wanted to be extra and tried again about another hour later and it failed so it’s hard to say, going to try again tmro, haven’t smoked in almost 40 hours… just sucks cause I got a job with the city driving truck, just have to pass a piss test, don’t know when or where it is so it’ll be tough to judge when to take the certo

  2. I've never tried certo but I'm sure it works but even never have done this before I can tell that it doesnt clean or detoxify it just simple coats your bladder for a while while you piss out the same water you drink. Maybe that why it doesnt work for some of you or maybe you got too comfortable and kept smoking big knowing you had a test coming up.

  3. Dude if ya on probation don’t smoke till ya off but hey do you. I used 1 pack in power aid I peed 2 times waited 2 hours passed. You need to pee a few times before u test ya self to release any extra thc what the cirto does is coats ya kidneys with jelly there for thc gets stuck in ya kidneys and you don’t release it. You must pee a few times new for u test try it again.

  4. Certo is NOT a detox..he didn't fail from all the water washing THC into the test..certo works as a coating inside your kidneys and helps to keep the THC metabolites from entering your urine. Drinking too much water actually washed out the certo.its a delicate balance folks.reason you have fails and passes is based on how much you smoke added to when you stopped added to how much you urinated. It's fucking Russian roulette. But it is the most effective masking agent for the price.the only way you can truly master the kung fu of certo..is practice and adapting it to your habit. In interest of full disclosure..im 45, have used it probably 12 times over 25 or so years..failed maybe twice

  5. The DEA, several years ago, came out with a report for concern regarding urine tests and how to cheat them(kinda like a college seminar on how to cheat drug tests). They found that 80mg of Lasix (2-40mg pills) with a moderate dose of multi-vitamins and B complex vitamins was enough to be able to cheat the test for THC detection (among other drugs) as well as the issue of TDS (Total Disolved Solutes) being within acceptable ranges. The issue with this is that Lasix is very difficult to get via Rx or through a street dealer (check old peoples Rx, it's used for excessive water retention associated with congestive heart failure as well as pedal edema)

  6. Chugged a big bottle of Blue Frost Gatorade and filled another one up right after with Certo and shook it well. Chugged that bottle and followed it up with a third garorade without Certo . Within 30 minutes I had to piss real bad. 15 minutes after the first piss I pissed again. 15 minutes after the second piss I pissed for the third time. After the third piss I went next door to doctor and gave a urine sample so I could get my script of adderall. Not sure if it worked, but I feel optimistic and will find out the results in 5 days. I personally feel that 3-4 bottles of water is sufficient, because you don’t want to flush out the Certo. Entire process for me was 2.5 hours

  7. I really wish some of you knew how to form a proper sentence with proper english … HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND HALF THE SHIT SOME OF YOU PEOPLE POST ! smfh – No Wonder You Can't Get a Job -_-

  8. You're supposed to use both packs with a 32oz. Red Gatorade for color and drink a bottle of water afterwards then piss at least twice before you take the test. No need for vitamin B.

  9. This is my guess on whats actually happening. You are just diluting your piss, this is a fact, and the certo is providing necessary solutes to make it appear as though the piss hasn't been diluted. Or perhaps certo actually is reacting with thc as both are being metabolized making a new compound that is not looked for when doing characterization. Either case, its suspicious to hand over a sample that is close to clear with no color.

  10. Hell nawhh dude some people are sayin it work but I'm skeptical bout anything about this shit and I'm on probation as well but I ain't smoke in 5 months but I have been in cars were its hotboxed with smoke that enough of a risk for me but ima hopefully be off these next 2 months it sucks I cant find a full proof way😭

  11. (icup 5 panel drug test for work.I am 6ft 240lbs .HEAVY smoker for years until a week ago) 12pm: took me about 30 minutes to down both 88cent big gatorades from walmart with the certo in them of course.i filled oned gatorade bottle with water and drank it about 1pm. pissed a good 3 times before i went and took my test at 1:30….i start monday morning at 8am !

  12. need to put one pack of certo in Gatorade and drink it followed by a half a gallon of water, going to pee a lot. need to do this one day before the drug test and then again the day of 3 to 4 hours before the test……

  13. This guy waited too long your not supposed to wait for 3 hours.. I've been doing this method for 7 years an have never failed…take the certo mix it with whatever kinda juice and drink a gallon or so if water and after an 1 1/2 hours has lasted go take your drug test…

  14. Man I use this drug test this for every drug test I take it's worked every single time I am on I'm on the apartment of Corrections in Michigan for parole and I pass every one of my drug test whatever you did you did it wrong you don't wait 3 hours before you take your test you only wait long enough to take you 3 piss and then take your test try that and I guarantee it works stop giving people negative stuff

  15. Lol this is how you pass
    Step 1.drink 1 gallon BEFORE TAKING THE CERTO
    Step 2. P at least 6 times before taking the certo
    Step 3. Take certo 1 hour before you have to take your drug test
    Step 4. DO NOT PISS AT ALL UNTILL YOU TAKE YOUR DRUG TEST THIS PART IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
    Step 5. Drink 6 bottles of water AFTER YOU TAKE THE CERTO and DO NOT PISS I REPEAT DO NOT PISS UNTILL YOUR DRUG TEST
    Step 6. Take drug test and your good. Note you only need one pack out of the 2 good luck to all out there going though testing best of luck

  16. Bullshit, my best friend was on felony probation. Had to drop continuously. He would smoke on the way to the probation office. He passed every time. Drink a pack and piss once then hold until the test. Worked every time

  17. Update:

    I will soon try it again and not wait as long. I will do the certo and wait 1 hour instead of 3 hours like I said in the video.

    Next update: approx 2 weeks

    ***I would recommend following each direction but only wait 1 hour and not 3 hours! Especially if you are FAT.

  18. I smoked on monday and had a test on Tuesday the next day and passed, long story short is dont be such a white kid pussy and overthink the situation lmao. Believe me I was scared shitless cause I only had about 3 hours til my test til I even realized I was getting tested so I ran to the store and bought that and a Gatorade lol and still managed to pass my test by drinking it an hour and a half before my test and pissing twice after i drank it. I was really skeptical about it but it worked so… try again lmao

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